www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams. ringtales presents Dilbert Animated Cartoons. Top Performer and The Phone Number. In Top Performer, Wally says, ‘Over the past year most of my coworkers have managed expensive projects that failed. I’ve done nothing but drink coffee. So on an economic basis, that makes me your top performer.’ In The Phone Number, Woman says, ‘I’ve never done this before, but may I have your phone number?’ Dilbert says, ‘home phone, cell phone, work phone, home email, work email, other home email, personal website, and if that fax machine is out of paper try the one down the hall. But leave me a voicemail if you do.’